Actual Torture: Frank Singing Akon’s “Locked Up” Will Play Randomly All Night As Klemmer Tries To Sleep

 

Jeff Vibbert is an evil, evil man. He is the producer of Solitary Klemfinement and he is half Hunger Games, half Stanford Prison Experiment. I'm now not only worried for Klemmer, but equally terrified what else Vibbs has up his sleeve. Blasting Frank singing Akon has got to be illegal under the Geneva Convention. If Klemmer was being held in Gitmo we'd know where the WMDs were hidden ASAP.

As for the rest of the challenge....yeah....100 hours is a long fucking time. I think once it gets to like, 40 hours, insanity will begin to set in. And then he has 60 more hours to go? Brutal man. I think the worst part is he doesn't have a clock. Imagine he gets to 80 hours and he thinks he's home free any second...and he doesn't even know there are still 20 full hours to go? That would be enough to kill a man.

Pray for Klemmer...

 

 

...yeah he's fucked.

 

 

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